501d Writing Staff

Kian Davies

Local Brit

Kian Davies hails from London, England, but fell in love with fake baseball while visiting the states. He started as a beat reporter for the Phillies, but has graduated to national work.

Chris P. Bacon

Oink Oink

Chris P. Bacon is a crippled pig from the local farm near the Office of the Commissioner. What he lacks in mobility, he makes up for with a supernatural ability to communicate with humans and write gripping pieces of journalism.

Rodney Copperbottom


Rodney Copperbottom thinks he is a robot; no one has bothered to check this claim. He delivers compelling interviews among other work, and delivers all his drafts via a compartment he has on (or in???) his chest.

Kyra Parys

Has a Press Pass

Kyra has been covering unaffiliated ball since she got out of college, but she is finally getting her break covering the bigs for 501d. Her interest in top teams and league history is evident through everything she writes. Also, she has a press pass