Hello fakebaseballers, long time no see. It's recently hit me that the Season 3 draft will be happening soon, so I sat down with 4 draft prospects to discuss the process and what makes them better than the rest. General Managers will surely be watching these 4 round 1 candidates closely.
Nikc Cafardo: Describe your playing style
I'm sitting here twiddling my thumbs. The offseason is long, but the pre-offseason is longer. Alas, here I am without even a draft order to wet my whistle. There are so many prospects frolicking through the field without any way to mock [draft] them!
Welcome to the MLR. (Major League Redditball), this league is one that is all about what you do as a player!
I went around to some MLR players and asked them "What was the top pitching performance in the MLR this season?" The answers are just what you expect. "S.A.R. Dinka's no-hitter is the obvious choice." and a bunch of agreements. Some thought Steifel's no-hitter was more impressive. I can't be surprised at anyone thinking a no-hitter is the best...
Hello! If you are reading this, there's a good chance you are joining the league for the first time. I am betting that you may be confused by the league and its history, and not know where to start on researching what has made the MLR's 13-month uptime. That's what this is for. This article will cover most of what...
A wise man once said "When the Orioles win, they win. They just don't win". Once again finding themselves at #20 in the Power Rankings and after clinching the #1 seed for September Sadness, the Orioles are well known for being bad. Their 5-19 record over 2 seasons is an even worse ratio than the real life Orioles, who...
The Detroit Tigers have had their share of struggles. Since mid-2017 they've seen the wins as hard to come by, their transactions providing little immediate help to the skids they've experienced. Their general manager issues have seen them a laughing stock to the league, and many think them as little of a threat in this league.
DISCLAIMER: This is pretending that every of these players end up testing the waters in FA.
Einhorn: Dbacks.
I'll start with the easiest one, as this was consensus thing during the Donked-Einhorn trade, During FA Arizona is supposed to get their ace back and start their run for the postseason.
Donked: Padres
Even though...
Every sports league has a handful of records that will never be beaten. Nobody in the MLB will ever hit .400 again, nor is it likely that they'll beat DiMaggio's hitting streak. It's so elusive, MLB taunts the fans with it using an online contest and an elusive, multi-million dollar jackpot.